Today while surfing the net,I got a book online named "Kids' Funniest jokes" from the site Google Books.There were many jokes in it but all of them were not good.I have given selected jokes which I think are good.
What does a monster call its parents?
Mom and Dead.
Santa:I need pink curtains for my windows.
Banta:Computers don't need curtains.
Santa:Hey, I have installed Windows.
Two thieves broke into a bank.
First:What are you doing?
Second:I am counting the money before putting it into the bag.
First:There is no need.The amount will be published tomorrow in the newspaper.
Mother:How many sums did you get in the test?
Child:Five
Mother?Did you get all of them right?
Child:Yes except the first two and the last three.
Teacher:How are ants useful to us?
Student:They lead me to the shelf where my mom hides the sweets.
Teacher:Where were you born?
Student:Maharashtra
Teacher:In which part?
Student:Every part off me was born in Maharashtra.
Teacher:Where were you born?
Student:Thiruvananthapuram.
Teacher:Tell the spelling.
Student:Then I was born in Goa.
Son:Dad, who is an idiot?
Father:An idiot is a person who tries to explain his views, feelings, thoughts, ideas and others in such a long, strange, difficult way so that the listener cannot understand even if he tries to understand the speaker's thoughts, ideas and feelings very carefully.Did you understand?
Son:No
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